The Battle of the Toothpaste

And there it is again. That dreaded, lifeless, empty tube of toothpaste. You know, honey bunches of oats, we have like ten full tubes downstairs!!!

Oh he knows that. He knows. This is a game now. He's testing me. A game that I will win. I WILL WIN!!

For the longest time - I would walk into the bathroom in the morning and I would find that lifeless, empty tube. Then - I would have to go down those three flights of stairs to get another toothpaste. First thing in the morning!!! I know what you're thinking - just put the full tubes in the upstairs bathroom!

No. ITS THE PRINCIPLE PEOPLE. Like when the rule in the Simpson house was if the garbage falls you take it out. Homer resorted to stapling banana peels to the garbage bin to avoid tipping the leaning tower of garbage JUST so he wouldn't have to take it out. 

Well soap AND toothpaste is our homes' garbage bin fiasco. I will NOT replace the toothpaste. Though it be empty, there be some still. That is my life's mantra. At least until hubby decides to refill it. 

This time - the battle will be won by me! The wife! And if I have to refrain from brushing my teeth due to the empty toothpaste, then SO BE IT. Bring it on husband!

#winning

Signing off,

Stinky Breath mammatch